
“I heard people say things that weren’t very friendly. I knew what they were thinking,” she says. “I saw people laughing and I knew they were laughing at me. But I thought, well, they’ll soon shut up when they hear me sing. And they did. I’ve never thought my voice was outstanding but I’ve always known I was a good singer.”
I’m watching the arc of Susan Boyle’s success with a mixture of disbelief, pride, disgust and unbridled cynicism. I saw it less than 24 hours after it had aired, as acquaintances scrambled to spread the good word. I was watching Britain’s Got Talent a few years back when Paul Potts had his audition – it came a good way into the show’s run, and right as viewer interest (if the people at my work were anything to go by) for the show in general was waning a little.
Shortly thereafter I’m walking down the street in Glasgow and there’s a poster advertising Potts at a huge concert venue, part of his nationwide tour. Shortly after that, I’m walking down a street in Auckland, New Zealand and see a poster for Potts’ world tour now. What. The. Fuck?
I confess I am as stricken as anyone to see a person not so fair-of-face opening their mouth and singing. Like the blind couple in the middle of Dumfries on a Saturday morning – horrible, smelly looking people but when that old woman at the Casio opens her tooth-free gob, boy, you’d swear Patsy Cline was standing behind her. I love that shit man – it makes me cry sometimes. So I’m not immune. But after seeing Boyle’s performance and quickly realizing it was not now coming halfway through the show but practically in the first episode, and thinking back to Pottsy’s meteoric rise, and knowing the sheer ruthless business nous behind shows like X-Factor and so on, I’m wont to believe Boyle was no accident. Simon’s company was looking actively seeking a homely Caruso sequel.
Even if we leave that point for a second – lets take the past week’s media coverage of the issue. I’ve just listened to Marcus Lush on Radio Live talk radio here in Wellington, interviewing Elaine Paige… about Susan Boyle. The twin central premises of everything that’s been said is one thing that’s spoken about openly (Boyle’s voice) and an unspoken or danced-around thing (her un-bonny looks). Can you imagine how it would feel to hear the world discussing your amazing voice, but only in the same breath as the fact you’re ugly and a good singer? Jesus Christ, has the world of reality TV fallen so low that we are no longer entertained enough by people who look like us having a good singing voice and getting on in life because of it? Have we taken that next step down the staircase of taste whereby we now are only impressed if the person with the amazing voice is uglier than us? Man, that’s a worrying thought – to me at least. We find ourselves again only yards away from the lion pit full of people who are different from us, aren’t we? I mean what’s next? Will all the hopefuls from X Factor suddenly be getting monstrous makeovers – getting a bad set and dye, wearing their grannie’s frock? Will you be nothing without a harelip? It sounds ridiculous but how ridiculous is it already?
So I admire Susan Boyle for that uniquely Scots sense of indignation – that she’ll show the public with her voice, that she is somebody, that she won’t be kept down. I just feel a bit sad that we’re only getting to hear about her because she’s not young, pretty, her voice isn’t salable enough in its own right.
Good quote here from Tanya Gold in the Guardian who, I’ve just discovered, appears to feel the same:
“Why are we so shocked when “ugly” women can do things, rather than sitting at home weeping and wishing they were somebody else? Men are allowed to be ugly and talented.”
(N.B. Marcus Lush just came back on and said that he’d forgotten to mention Elaine Paige’s tour later this year – which, he said, was the only reason she agreed to talk to him about Ms. Boyle!!)
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